1. Toilet paper is significant
2. Yard work never seemed to demand this much time
3. Governors enjoy television exposure
4. Women have a high tolerance for Hallmark movies
5. Grooming the cat can result in sudden, painful flesh wounds
6. The storage room needs to be a garage again
7. My books aren't that interesting
8. Lines in front of a store are reminiscent of Soviet Russia
9. I can now build web sites on wix.com
10. I'm saving money on gasoline which I'll use to pay for Jenny Craig®